"worst cover ever"

Listen for him humming.

Or, you know, just listen.

My life for the next few months.

Revolutionary Road.

I do not recommend this movie to anyone I care about. Not because it wasn't good, because it was great but because by the end of the movie I was left sadder and more terrified than I have been in a while, and I would feel horrible to think that I had urged someone else to experience the same.

Google Poetry, Part II: Insecurity

i am afraid of chinese people

i am afraid of girls

i am afraid of obama

i am afraid of death

i am afraid to die

i am afraid to fly

i am afraid of my husband

i am afraid of americans

i am afraid of everything

i am afraid of dying

why does my eye twitch

why does asparagus make urine smell

why does my vag smell

why does love always feel like a battlefield

why does poop float

why does my dog eat poop

why does my hair turn grey

why does snape kill dumbledore

why does michael jackson wear tape on his fingers

why does the inequality sign change when both sides are multiplied or divided by a negative number

why must i cry

why must a personal watercraft operator follow u.s. coast guard rules and regulations

why must i cry

why must i be a crustacean in love

why must sound and video input into a pc be converted from analog to digital

why must the chromosome number be halved in sperm cells and secondary oocytes

why must i chase the cat

why must the lungs have a large number of blood vessels in them

why must equations be balanced

why must it be like that why must i chase the cat

how do i get a passport

how do i find my ip address

how do i love thee

how do i know if im pregnant

how do i breathe

how do i live

how do i hide my friends on myspace

how do i hide my comments on myspace

how do i look

how do i know if i am pregnant

i'm afraid i can't let you do that dave

i'm afraid i just blue myself

i'm afraid i wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses

i'm afraid i prematurely shot my wad

i'm afraid i can't let you play that dave

i'm afraid i can't do that hal

i'm afraid i can't explain myself you see because i'm not myself you know

i'm afraid i have herpes

i'm afraid i just blue myself shirt

i'm afraid i might be pregnant

I wish.

Google Poetry

When one begins typing words into Google's search box, the search engine will suggest thing you might be searching for based on popular searches.  Type in the right things and you get a funny juxtaposition of the normal and the absurd.  Read one after the other, they form a strange, often funny, sometimes poignant poem.  Lets see if we can take advantage of it.

i fear we have awakened a sleeping giant
i fear the greeks even when they bring gifts
i fear too early for my mind misgives
i fear that i will always be a lonely number like root three
i fear no evil
i fear that i will always be a lonely number like root 3
i fear death
i fear not the man who has practiced
i fear no evil for thou art with me
i fear no fate for you are fate my sweet


it is as follows
it is as difficult to prevent crimes against property as those that are against a person
it is as it was
it is as difficult to start things as it is to finish them
it is as a soldier that you make love and as a lover that you make war
it is as bad as you think and they are out to get you
it is as it is
it is as it was
it is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain
it is as though they were just planted there without any evolutionary history


sex makes me feel sick
sex makes me nervous
sex makes me tired
sex makes me bleed
sex makes me cry
sex makes me gassy
sex makes me sore
sex makes me uncomfortable
sex makes me feel guilty
sex makes me happy


what do i do with my life
what do i do if my ipod freezes
what do i do when i'm bored
what do i do if i lost my social security card
what do i do now
what do i do if my dog eats chocolate
what do i do with my heart
what do i do with my old iphone
what do i do if i lost my password
what do i do

Helter Skelter!

This movie is really fucked up when you're wikipedia-ing these guys at the same time.



Does every serial killer have a band named after them?

Is Nara too popular to be good?

Do I care? Not really. When I was 16 and heavily under the influence of punk and "a scene" he was the first artist whose show I saw and immediately thought, "This stuff is COOL".

Ahh, what the hell.

Love. She's like Stevie Wonder.

Best for those kinds of nights.

http://tastyisland.wordpress.com/

Q-U-E-E-N!

Look at that crowd!

WHY?!

IT IS NOT AUTUMN FOR 5 MORE DAYS.

Thank god for the weekend. It makes everything better.
Also, 98% humidity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

More Gaga love.

I wish I were at good at posing in a volcano, wearing mirrored masks, and coolly flipping off a crowd of screaming people as she is.

More to come. Hah.

I absolutely love this photo.

This is why I love Lady Gaga. If freakin' Eminem is giving you an "Are you okay!?" look, you have to be doing something wrong/right. This is Bjork-level craziness, and I think that's super cool.

Every St. John's party.

Everyone knows the dance floor bro/ho ratio all too well.

This is why I love the senior class.

taken from Annika's FaceBook album.

Oh, why the hell not.